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Cretaceous  

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago
"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"
Cretaceous by Kigs December 7, 2006
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cretaceous 

"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!
cretaceous by Feke September 15, 2007

cretaceous 

something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying "cool" because it is over-used
That new Franz Ferdinand album is cretaceous , man.
cretaceous by Capital V December 18, 2005

Cretaceous-Cuck 

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"
Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.
Cretaceous-Cuck by Drizzller November 23, 2020

Cretaceous Ghidorah 

A past king ghidorah from the movie "Rebirth of mothra 3". Its also mr legal son

camp cretaceous 

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good
jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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