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cretaceous 

that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.
"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!
cretaceous by Feke September 15, 2007

cretaceous 

something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying "cool" because it is over-used
That new Franz Ferdinand album is cretaceous , man.
cretaceous by Capital V December 18, 2005

Cretaceous-Cuck 

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"
Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.
Cretaceous-Cuck by Drizzller November 23, 2020

Cretaceous Ghidorah 

A past king ghidorah from the movie "Rebirth of mothra 3". Its also mr legal son

camp cretaceous 

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good
jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?