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cuntageous 

Female genitalia infected with a Sexually Transmitted Disease
Man, don't go near her with your dick, she's cuntageous.
cuntageous by Billy The FIsh March 17, 2003

cuntageous 

How long it takes your wife to dress.
Christ!! It takes that cuntageous to get ready.
cuntageous by ambo December 10, 2003

cuntageous 

a pussy that everyone wants to fuck
Dude, that bitch's pussy is CUNTageous! Everyone wants a slice!
cuntageous by bino December 4, 2002

Cuntageous 

The "Contagious" attitude of being a cunt. People who hang out with cunts turning into cunts, or acting like said cunts.
Jeremy: "Yo whats up with mike, hes been a Cunt lately"
Ryan : "Yeah.. he's been hanging out with that cunt cody recently.. "
Jeremy: "Ohhh must be Cuntageous"
Cuntageous by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.
Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile
Contagious Smile by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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