Cuntaceous (adj.)
Pronounced: kh-un-TAE-shus
A maximalist compliment. A high-femme adjective used to describe something that is not only elegant, luxurious, and drop-dead fabulous—but also drenched in style, power, and undeniable opulence. Think of it as the upscale cousin of “cunty,” evolved from the root word cunt but less vulgar, more venerated.
It’s not just cute, it’s cuntaceous.
It’s not just expensive, it’s cuntaceous.
It’s not just giving...it’s serving filet mignon on Versace China in a penthouse suite while whispering “you could never.”
Origin:
Derived from “slutaceous” (used by Mo’Nique on Charm School) and reworked through Black queer femme vernacular to amplify excellence with a glam twist.
Pronounced: kh-un-TAE-shus
A maximalist compliment. A high-femme adjective used to describe something that is not only elegant, luxurious, and drop-dead fabulous—but also drenched in style, power, and undeniable opulence. Think of it as the upscale cousin of “cunty,” evolved from the root word cunt but less vulgar, more venerated.
It’s not just cute, it’s cuntaceous.
It’s not just expensive, it’s cuntaceous.
It’s not just giving...it’s serving filet mignon on Versace China in a penthouse suite while whispering “you could never.”
Origin:
Derived from “slutaceous” (used by Mo’Nique on Charm School) and reworked through Black queer femme vernacular to amplify excellence with a glam twist.
Examples:
“That phthalo green couch is cuntaceous on this new hardwood floor sister!!!!”
“Renaissance is Beyoncé’s most cuntaceous album to date.”
“This house got marble counters, gold fixtures, and a chandelier bigger than my car. This shit is cuntaceous!”
“That phthalo green couch is cuntaceous on this new hardwood floor sister!!!!”
“Renaissance is Beyoncé’s most cuntaceous album to date.”
“This house got marble counters, gold fixtures, and a chandelier bigger than my car. This shit is cuntaceous!”
by Verielle June 27, 2025