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whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask
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cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Chripster 

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.
"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."
Chripster by Red Couch August 17, 2011

Chipster 

Slang British word for a car driver who is adept at rat running - navigating to a destination by avoiding major roads and only using minor residential roads and cut throughs, via the use of advanced local or route knowledge and Sat Nav. CHIPS is British army slang for urban warfare (Causing Havoc In People's Streets) and is a combination of CHIPS and Hipster.
Ken was a total Chipster today - he took the Audi from Richmond to Chiswick in 6 minutes, avoiding Hogarth - totally messed with the Hounslow LTNs.
Chipster by Les goddams March 22, 2021

Chipster 

A portmanteau of the words Chicano and Hipster. They are typically educated, better-off and younger Mexican-Americans who retain some of their parents' Chicano culture, while also integrating modern American hipster appearances such as skinny jeans and flannel.
Boyle Heights has seen soaring property values and cost-of-living due to all the chipsters moving back to the traditionally low-income and homogeneously Mexican neighborhood; they tend to congregate at coffee shops such as Primera Taza.
Chipster by miguelelel August 20, 2013

tea canister 

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.
If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?
tea canister by Craq September 12, 2005