cripster
cripster by illuminatedwax November 25, 2010
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cripster
Man, I was talking about cultivating homemade organic Kombucha with this hot hipster chick and everything was going well until I mentioned gay people. Immediately this pack of cripsters rolled up blasting Kelly Clarkson and she hopped in and sped away, shouting that she'd pray for me.
cripster by coffeecreamer March 14, 2011
Cripster
A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
Cripster by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009
Cripster
A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.
"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"
Cripster by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009
Gangster Cripster
Gangster Cripster by OneQuell April 7, 2021
crapsterbate
the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006
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