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An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

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cuntputer

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

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cuntbutler

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.

1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?

cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009

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Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.

"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"

Cunthunters by DJRailz January 19, 2021

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Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

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cuntbutler

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.

He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.

cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010

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cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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