Canister

A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".

Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.

by LondonSlangman October 28, 2008

canisteer

A person full of bull poo poo

That group sitting over there, are canisteer...all of them. Be careful, step over the canister they just dropped.

by Created for a purpose October 16, 2020

whats in the canister

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

tea canister

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?

by Craq September 12, 2005

tryhard canister

When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'

JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif!

by JcK553 May 18, 2016

Cum Canister

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008

Canister Shot

A short, extremely dense venting of gas from the rectal cavity via the anus, resulting in a painful after effect.

"I had the worst canister shot this morning, my ass still hurts"

by Bacon555 July 10, 2009