Canister 

A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".

Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.

Canister by LondonSlangman October 28, 2008

Canister Shot 

A short, extremely dense venting of gas from the rectal cavity via the anus, resulting in a painful after effect.

"I had the worst canister shot this morning, my ass still hurts"

Canister Shot by Bacon555 July 10, 2009

canister brandisher 

a canister brandisher is someone who brandishes theyre canister in a tantalizing way often to mock or humiliate those who they are looking to flaunt their glory to

well looks like we got a canister brandisher in this building

canister brandisher by flesh algae April 17, 2025

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

tea canister 

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?

tea canister by Craq September 12, 2005

tryhard canister 

When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'

JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif!

tryhard canister by JcK553 May 18, 2016

Cum Canister 

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

Cum Canister by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008