cumtusion 

What occurs when two men ejaculate into the same hole of a female at the same time during double penetration, forming a new sperm concoction.

Hey, I heard you got double penetrated last night!
Yeah, it was so hot that they both finished inside me at the same time, I had to deal with quite the cumtusion.

cumtusion by davidsequois March 9, 2024

Cumtusion

You cum hard and simultaneously hit your head on a nearby nightstand. The result is an overwhelming effect, combining the sensations of cumming and bleeding at the same time.

“I was fuckin’ this babe, but when I shot my load I lost it and hit my head on the nightstand, what a total cumtusion.”

Cumtusion by ieatranch March 29, 2026

cumpulsion repitition pattern 

The overuse of nature's reprive. A sparkling diamond for a sex addict.
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.

The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.

For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity

It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.

Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain

Found in the pleasure.

Your welcome dude

Tony the Tiler mister funny in the pants obviously reacting to his soul mate Kat

Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.

Dude ain't feeling any pain.

cumpulsion repitition pattern by Tonythetiler December 23, 2021

Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...

Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury

Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011

Cumbustion 

An explosion of jizz in your pants. Literally!

That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!

Cumbustion by CWeed, Browniemixx, Echo January 11, 2009

cumcussion 

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage

Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night

cumcussion by sasha grey January 4, 2013

cooch contusion 

discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"

cooch contusion by raikoue March 30, 2011