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Cummunion

The act of consuming male ejaculate , Especially from a member of the clergy.
Father Rivera offered me cummunion before mass this morning, but I had already received it from Father McIntyre
by Nuderochbear July 9, 2011
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Cummunion

The act of taking your cock and "blessing" a girl (or guy) with the tip in a cross formation on the forehead. You need some precum to do this properly.
Katy: Did you and Fidy role play last night?
Jules: Yep! He dresed up as a priest and gave me Cummunion. It was hot!
Katy: Blessed are the sinners...
by Moltov Cocktease May 21, 2010
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Communionated

A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.
Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!
by Gerald Peterson May 13, 2017
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Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence
by spagoogle March 28, 2018
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Cummunism

A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").

This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."
"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"

"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."

"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."
by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016
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Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.
Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.
by HeckenStop March 28, 2018
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communion wafers

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.
by Person11234 June 8, 2019
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