Cumtruffle
Cumtruffle by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019
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cuntruffle
Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"
Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.
At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.
Then he died.
Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.
Like Sanke.
Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.
At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.
Then he died.
Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.
Like Sanke.
cuntruffle by Advil April 7, 2004
Related Words
Cumtruffle • cuntruffle • Cumfuffle • cuntfuffle • contruffled • Cutuffle • cunt muffler • bum truffle • cum muffler • Cum snuffler
Cumfuffle
I was at the carnival and suddenly experienced a cumfuffle and had to walk around with my niece for an hour with cum in my pants
Cumfuffle by Bocaj Nosredna July 7, 2020
cuntmuffler
jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?
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Cutuffle
Cutuffle by Clumsy poggers July 4, 2021
BumTruffle
While in the act of anal intercourse with a female the penis is lubricated with a brown residue.. resembling the colour of truffles..
BumTruffle by Monkskin April 16, 2022
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