Cumtruffle

When you jack off to food porn and your cum seems gourmet.

Richard: Where were you yesterday?
Kevin: Bro I had a cumtruffle.

by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019

cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

by Advil April 7, 2004

Cumfuffle

To unexpectedly cum at an inopportune moment and have to walk around with cum in your pants

I was at the carnival and suddenly experienced a cumfuffle and had to walk around with my niece for an hour with cum in my pants

by Bocaj Nosredna July 7, 2020

Cumfuffle

An orgy

Look over there in the graveyard! It's a cumfuffle

by Bocaj Nosredna July 7, 2020

cuntmuffler

talk talk talk talk aw fuck shut the fuck up bitch

jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017

Cutuffle

It means collapse or fall apart

The tower cutuffled down to the ground noisily

by Clumsy poggers July 4, 2021

BumTruffle

While in the act of anal intercourse with a female the penis is lubricated with a brown residue.. resembling the colour of truffles..

I had anal for the first time lastnight. As I pulled out it was covered in BumTruffle.

by Monkskin April 16, 2022