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Cumfuffle 

To unexpectedly cum at an inopportune moment and have to walk around with cum in your pants
I was at the carnival and suddenly experienced a cumfuffle and had to walk around with my niece for an hour with cum in my pants
Cumfuffle by Bocaj Nosredna July 7, 2020
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Cumfuffle 

An orgy
Look over there in the graveyard! It's a cumfuffle
Cumfuffle by Bocaj Nosredna July 7, 2020

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

Curfluffle 

when there is a loud moment of talking, arguing or chaos among a group of people.
The teacher lost control of the class and a huge curfluffle broke out.
Curfluffle by Esira66 March 17, 2011

cumfumble 

Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.
"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"
cumfumble by keatsway August 19, 2008

confuffle 

a cuter way of saying confuse, for those who like using weird words.
Someone saying, "That confuffles me", when they don't understand something.
confuffle by Hazel Mc Taggart November 22, 2007

cumfuzzled 

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.
What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.
cumfuzzled by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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