4 definitions by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017
jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017
superbly homosexual
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017
a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017