cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

cuntruffle by Advil April 7, 2004

cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.

That cuntwaffle just backed into me.

cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

Cunt Ruffle 

A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.

"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"

"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."

Cunt Ruffle by Sibamos June 11, 2006

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.

Andrew is such a cuntwaffle

cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.

Shannon is a cuntwaffle!

cuntwaffle by Josh August 17, 2003

Cumtruffle 

When you jack off to food porn and your cum seems gourmet.

Richard: Where were you yesterday?
Kevin: Bro I had a cumtruffle.

Cumtruffle by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019

Cunt Ruffle 

Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....

Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.

Cunt Ruffle by Hey Jack November 27, 2016