Cumtart

When you ejaculate a massive load on someone in a repeating linear pattern to form a perfectly large rectangular patch, then top it off with sprinkles, similar to the frosting of the well known American snack Poptarts.

Guy 1: Dude, after not seeing her for the last month, I can't wait to Cumtart my girlfriend when she gets back from study abroad.

Guy 2: Totally bro, last week I put a bowl of sprinkles on the night stand and when i was about to cum, I asked my GF to pass the sprinkles and yelled "1 Cumtart coming up" while i busted on her and threw a fist of sprinkles all over her stomach.

by MKD-kirn February 22, 2021

Cumtart

When you get a hand job, with an armpit instead of a hand, and you cum in between the arm and pit. Slam it together and there’s a cumtart.

Guy 1: “Hey man, you ever gave your girl a cumtart?”

Guy 2: “No, what is that?”

by Crocsandhoes July 21, 2019

cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

cumtastrophe

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

by Red Baron December 16, 2004

cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

anal cumdart

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

by aRi`` August 11, 2006

cum tart

A cum tart is a sexually promiscuous guy or girl that seeks out cum, but in a selective manner. In a sense a cum tart is a slut that likes to think they have morals.

"But Jasper you've already fuck everyone here you little cum tart, if you dont find a new stomping ground soon people are gonna think your a dirty fucking cum-slut that'll just do anything with a hole!"

"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007