Cumtag

The act of taking a pic of cum or cumming on a mobile screen with the porn profile, pic, or DP of the person being cumtagged, to invoke a sexy response.

"Baby, you made me so hot, I couldn't help it! I had to cumtag you"

by Blamethedoublename November 25, 2022

Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.

Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.

by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

cumtastrophe

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Cuntagonist

A female with a bad personality. A cunt who starts drama and antagonizes people.

That cuntagonist started the fight between her lovers.

by Terriblah January 10, 2009

cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

cuntagon

A group of people who all act like cunts. It can be as many or little people as required, however they must all be identified as cunts.

James: "Hey who are those on the corner?"
Brad: "Oh them? That's the cuntagon"

Bob: "Welcome to the Cuntagon"

by EppingForest July 26, 2011

Cuntaggedon

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"

by mingsly September 29, 2014