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The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
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cumtastrophe 

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.
1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.
cumtastrophe by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Cuntagonist 

A female with a bad personality. A cunt who starts drama and antagonizes people.
That cuntagonist started the fight between her lovers.
Cuntagonist by Terriblah January 10, 2009

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cuntagon 

A group of people who all act like cunts. It can be as many or little people as required, however they must all be identified as cunts.
James: "Hey who are those on the corner?"
Brad: "Oh them? That's the cuntagon"

Bob: "Welcome to the Cuntagon"
cuntagon by EppingForest July 26, 2011

Cuntaggedon 

When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.

"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
Cuntaggedon by mingsly September 29, 2014