Cumtag
The act of taking a pic of cum or cumming on a mobile screen with the porn profile, pic, or DP of the person being cumtagged, to invoke a sexy response.
Cumtag by Blamethedoublename November 25, 2022
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Cumbagel
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!
Mark: Your mom helped.
Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
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Cumtage • Cumtagious • cum tag • Cum Tagger • Cum Tagging • cumrag • cumbag • Cumtastic • Cuntagious • cumage
cumtastrophe
A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.
1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.
cumtastrophe by Red Baron December 16, 2004
Cuntagonist
Cuntagonist by Terriblah January 10, 2009
cumtarded
It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014
Cuntaggedon
When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
Cuntaggedon by mingsly September 29, 2014
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ulzzang
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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