Cumples 

;the sexy dimple’s certain women have on their lower back just above their derrière, that one can fill with Cum hence Cum + Dimple’s = Cumples.

Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?

Cumples by Vendetta Fist April 16, 2021

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

Cumplosion 

An act of extreame pleasure resulting in the uncontrollable explosive release of cum. May be from an extreamly inconceivable source.

Kaprian Kern, that just gave me a cumplosion!

Cumplosion by Legend- wait for it- dairy November 4, 2018

chumplestiltskin 

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007

crumplestiltskin 

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

crumplestiltskin by ptoohey October 6, 2006

Cumplastered 

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

Cumpleted by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022