The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.
... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.