Cumplastered 

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

Cumflustered 

The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.

... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered

Cumflustered by the-t-o-dubdizzle May 13, 2011

Complastered 

Completely plastered in one word.

I was fucking complastered last night!!! I'm not the daddy of 5 different children!!!

Complastered by MarcoShit August 25, 2008