Cumplastered

Shot with Cum, or Semen.

I cumplastered your mom last night.

by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

Cumflustered

The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.

... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered

by the-t-o-dubdizzle May 13, 2011

Complastered

Completely plastered in one word.

I was fucking complastered last night!!! I'm not the daddy of 5 different children!!!

by MarcoShit August 25, 2008