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A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.
Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.
Cumlashes by Dandelero August 16, 2019
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what happens to your eyelashes (gettin all clumpy and stuck together) as a result of crying. Term only applies when cryer is wearing mascara.
You could tell she had been upset earlier, as her beautiful blue-green eyes were blinking out behind crylashes.
Crylashes by Djeepy13 August 14, 2010
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Cumdishes, noun: Cumdishes are the location found on extremely thin people where the collarbone is normally filled with muscle and or fat. When one is having sex with an anorexic and a man ejaculates inside this area it then becomes a cumdish.
"Oh I was having great sex last night until Johnny filled my cumdish."

"I wish I had cumdishes, but I'd need to lose a lot of weight."
Cumdishes by Von1945 March 20, 2009

cumglasses 

When someone wears sunglasses while having sex to prevent themselves from getting cum in their eyes.
Alice put her cumglasses on in fear of getting jizz in her eye.
cumglasses by elmacko October 23, 2012
To be drunk, or booted, Zoned out, due to drinks/drugs
After taking shots of the Yak I felt "Clashes".
clashes by Al-B January 20, 2006

cumslasher

one (usually a slutty ho) who sucks a dick so hard that the penis gets ripped and the cum is slashed out of it
that hooker sharise is a real cumslasher titty bitch

cumslasher by thizzleonmynizzle August 25, 2006
means woman wit curves ( very shapely)
She so curvashes n ravishing to da eye.
Curvashes by Allahatopia November 23, 2018
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