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what happens to your eyelashes (gettin all clumpy and stuck together) as a result of crying. Term only applies when cryer is wearing mascara.
You could tell she had been upset earlier, as her beautiful blue-green eyes were blinking out behind crylashes.
Crylashes by Djeepy13 August 14, 2010
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Cumdishes, noun: Cumdishes are the location found on extremely thin people where the collarbone is normally filled with muscle and or fat. When one is having sex with an anorexic and a man ejaculates inside this area it then becomes a cumdish.
"Oh I was having great sex last night until Johnny filled my cumdish."

"I wish I had cumdishes, but I'd need to lose a lot of weight."
Cumdishes by Von1945 March 20, 2009

cumglasses 

When someone wears sunglasses while having sex to prevent themselves from getting cum in their eyes.
Alice put her cumglasses on in fear of getting jizz in her eye.
cumglasses by elmacko October 23, 2012
To be drunk, or booted, Zoned out, due to drinks/drugs
After taking shots of the Yak I felt "Clashes".
clashes by Al-B January 20, 2006

cumslasher

one (usually a slutty ho) who sucks a dick so hard that the penis gets ripped and the cum is slashed out of it
that hooker sharise is a real cumslasher titty bitch
cumslasher by thizzleonmynizzle August 25, 2006
means woman wit curves ( very shapely)
She so curvashes n ravishing to da eye.
Curvashes by Allahatopia November 23, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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