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Cumplastered 

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Shot with Cum, or Semen.
I cumplastered your mom last night.
Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008

Cumlashes

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A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.
Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.
Cumlashes by Dandelero August 16, 2019

Cumblaster 

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-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis
Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.
Cumblaster by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008

cumblaster 

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dad, some kid in roblox said the funny word cumblaster
cumblaster by marley greentree April 6, 2023

Cumblaster3000 

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A machine that cums all over the place where it is being aimed
I just bought the brand new Cumblaster3000!
Omg! Its shooting cum everywhere!
Cumblaster3000 by Buttfudger30000 December 1, 2023

Jewish cumblaster 

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When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.
Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.
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TikTok Farlands

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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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