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Cumplastered 

Shot with Cum, or Semen.
I cumplastered your mom last night.
Cumplastered by MarcoShitII August 26, 2008
A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.
Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.
Cumlashes by Dandelero August 16, 2019

Cumblaster 

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis
Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.
Cumblaster by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008

cumblaster 

dad, some kid in roblox said the funny word cumblaster
cumblaster by marley greentree April 6, 2023

Cumblaster3000 

A machine that cums all over the place where it is being aimed
I just bought the brand new Cumblaster3000!
Omg! Its shooting cum everywhere!
Cumblaster3000 by Buttfudger30000 December 1, 2023

Jewish cumblaster 

When two hairy Jewish men get together and one of them performs anal sex on the other, spluges in the gaping anal cavity, licks the nut out and spits it in the other jews face.
Dude, last night I gave jason a Jewish cumblaster.