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the pretty wet eyelashes you get after crying
A: Weren’t you just sobbing? What’s with the camera?

B: I’m trying to document my fresh crylashes smh
Crylashes by yourm0m88 June 13, 2023

Lightning Crashes 

Song from 1995 performed by the band Live from their album Throwing Copper. It is about a friend of the band who was killed by a drunk driver. She had her organs donated and the songs lyrics reflect how her death enabled others to live.
Lightning Crashes is one of Live's best known songs

craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.
He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.
craplashes by Miho3 May 18, 2005
A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.
Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.
Cumlashes by Dandelero August 16, 2019
To be drunk, or booted, Zoned out, due to drinks/drugs
After taking shots of the Yak I felt "Clashes".
clashes by Al-B January 20, 2006

crashes to ashes 

Crashes to ashes is the 15th level in crash bandicoot the wrath of cortex
The music for crashes to ashes is pretty fire ngl
crashes to ashes by Cortex bandi March 21, 2024
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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