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When someone wears sunglasses while having sex to prevent themselves from getting cum in their eyes.

Alice put her cumglasses on in fear of getting jizz in her eye.

cumglasses by elmacko October 23, 2012

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scumglasses

the variety of sunglasses worn most commonly by p-platers, but also by people upto the age of 30. these glasses are made of white plastic, and are often rather thin. also commonly worn in conjunction with a rockstar, electric, or monster cap.

me: hey man did you see that guy wearing scumglasses in the VL back there?
you: haha yeah, no doubt he's gonna yell out some sort of abuse at us

scumglasses by Guadalupe111 November 1, 2009

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Cumlashes

A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.

Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.

Cumlashes by Dandelero August 16, 2019

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Cum glasses

The cum that Dries and crusts on the lens of glasses making a cloudy and white look.

I gave my bf a facial and now he wears cum glasses.

Cum glasses by Howitzerz666 October 20, 2019

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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