cumglasses

When someone wears sunglasses while having sex to prevent themselves from getting cum in their eyes.

Alice put her cumglasses on in fear of getting jizz in her eye.

by elmacko October 23, 2012

scumglasses

the variety of sunglasses worn most commonly by p-platers, but also by people upto the age of 30. these glasses are made of white plastic, and are often rather thin. also commonly worn in conjunction with a rockstar, electric, or monster cap.

me: hey man did you see that guy wearing scumglasses in the VL back there?
you: haha yeah, no doubt he's gonna yell out some sort of abuse at us

by Guadalupe111 November 1, 2009

Cumlashes

A chick that has fake eyelashes attached that serve no purpose other than to attract a male, and be cummed on.

Cumlashes come in various lengths, the longer the cumlash the more desperate the chick.

Man, did you see Deepika's cumlashes last night? She was definitely out to get frosted.

by Dandelero August 16, 2019

Cum glasses

The cum that Dries and crusts on the lens of glasses making a cloudy and white look.

I gave my bf a facial and now he wears cum glasses.

by Howitzerz666 October 20, 2019