my penis

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

by elmacko November 09, 2011

Man-udder

A penis. Man-udder is usually referred to masturbation or handjobs since it resembles milking a cow.

My girl kept yanking my man-udder 'til my milk went on her face.

by elmacko December 20, 2012

pen-clicking

When some one clicks a pen for the hell of it or to annoy someone.

Mike: *Clicks pen*
Sally: Stop that pen-clicking!

by elmacko May 20, 2010

ke$ha

A cheesy pop singer that is famous for no good reason. She also has a really horrible voice.

Ke$ha fan: Have you heard that song Tik Tok? Its really amazing.

Me: I only listened to like 15 seconds of it. It was horrible.

Ke$ha fan: Fuck you! She is really talented!

Me: You think she's talented? She can't even sing! Go listen to some real music!

by elmacko May 05, 2010

cumglasses

When someone wears sunglasses while having sex to prevent themselves from getting cum in their eyes.

Alice put her cumglasses on in fear of getting jizz in her eye.

by elmacko October 23, 2012

Whipping the cream

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

by elmacko October 16, 2012

Unoriginal Programming

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

by elmacko July 19, 2011