Cumfit

To get all worked up over nothing, or to completely overreact to an otherwise ordinary situation.

Becky had a goddamned cumfit after I told her I had HPV.

"Dude calm down before you have a cumfit."

by Johnny Almost January 27, 2013

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Cumfire

When a man fires his creamy load on a girl.

Slater shot off his creamy load in my pussy last night! His cumfire is the best!

by dabmaster101 May 24, 2016

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Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.

I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.

by Pienese! November 28, 2010

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Cumpits

Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.

We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!

by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011

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Cumfiend

A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.

"That cumfiend sucked me dry. It was the worst blue balls I've ever had."
"Wow she really is a cumfiend, she blew me then swallowed my dad."

by 916Piyump May 13, 2009

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