Cumfight

To fight with ones cum, often involving drink and a night in a small flat, Human Edjaculate is the best and only projectile involved.

"hey im going to go on a instant messiging program and challenge people to a cumfight!"

by MatthewPerryBlack November 17, 2009

first to cum fight

A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.

After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.

by Valis Garcia September 16, 2006

cum fight

Proceeding the act of intense physical stimulation of the male genitalia, the female will transfer any ejaculate directly from its place of residence to the facial region of the aforementioned male. a brief struggle ensues eventuating in the even distribution of ejaculate across both parties faces.

There's no winner in a cum fight.

person1; I'm sick of my girlfriend starting cum fights.
person2; You'll just have to masturbate more so there's not enough cum to start one.
person1; Sweet :)

by naughty ninja November 25, 2009

Cumlightoscope

Taking a tube and attaching one end to your eye and the other to your own penis. After attaching you ejaculate and roll over on your back raising your hips above your head force the cum to drip down the tube and enter your eye.

Me: How did you get cum in your eye Darry?
Darry: With a cumlightoscope obviously

by Freekstile October 27, 2011

cumlight

The act of cumming all over your bedroom, then inviting a girl over, and blinding her by black lighting the room. The same as 😎

"I cumlight my room, for my babe yesterday, she as blind as a bat now" "dude, wtf"

by donglydo.fuckme March 30, 2016

cupfighter

Cupfighter, a person or sports club, often a football club.
Cupfighters often perform different in their country's national cup than in their country's regular
competition and have more will, power and/or success in cup matches.

Person 1: Your club sucks! It endet 5th in the competition!
Person 2: Yes, but they have won the cup, though...
Person 1: Hmm, yeah its strange...
Person 2 I guess we are cupfighters.

by WilliardThe3rd November 17, 2016