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first to cum fight 

A one-on-one sexual contest intended to test skill and self control, consisting of mutual stimulation till the winner makes the loser cum.
After privately beating all her male and female partners, Helen went pro and engaged the first to cum fight challenge sponsored by Miami's strip clubs.
first to cum fight by Valis Garcia September 16, 2006
Proceeding the act of intense physical stimulation of the male genitalia, the female will transfer any ejaculate directly from its place of residence to the facial region of the aforementioned male. a brief struggle ensues eventuating in the even distribution of ejaculate across both parties faces.

There's no winner in a cum fight.
person1; I'm sick of my girlfriend starting cum fights.
person2; You'll just have to masturbate more so there's not enough cum to start one.
person1; Sweet :)
cum fight by naughty ninja November 25, 2009

Cumlightoscope 

Taking a tube and attaching one end to your eye and the other to your own penis. After attaching you ejaculate and roll over on your back raising your hips above your head force the cum to drip down the tube and enter your eye.
Me: How did you get cum in your eye Darry?
Darry: With a cumlightoscope obviously
Cumlightoscope by Freekstile October 27, 2011

cumlight 

The act of cumming all over your bedroom, then inviting a girl over, and blinding her by black lighting the room. The same as 😎
"I cumlight my room, for my babe yesterday, she as blind as a bat now" "dude, wtf"
cumlight by donglydo.fuckme March 30, 2016

cupfighter 

Cupfighter, a person or sports club, often a football club.
Cupfighters often perform different in their country's national cup than in their country's regular
competition and have more will, power and/or success in cup matches.
Person 1: Your club sucks! It endet 5th in the competition!
Person 2: Yes, but they have won the cup, though...
Person 1: Hmm, yeah its strange...
Person 2 I guess we are cupfighters.
cupfighter by WilliardThe3rd November 17, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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