When you save your cum for longer than three days, preferably no nut november semen (30 days pent up cum), and cum on a tissue paper evenly across the entire surface. Cut the tissue in triangle chip size pieces. The dried up cum chips are cumritos.
Jack was hungry but in his lonely, humble abode he had no food around so he ended up eating his own cumritos to satiate his hunger.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)