Cumfat

1. To be unsure or uncertain about an outcome but still obtains a sense of acceptance of said outcome.

2. A sense of euphoria or joy.

1. "Dude I didn't do the fucking homework..."

"Cumfat"

2. "Cunt that was so sick dude, cumfat"

by linnmrl August 15, 2019

cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

cumrate

to rate a person (pornstar, JAV idol, model) based on climax of the cumshot rating of 1-5. 1 is the lowest raring of a weak cumshot. 5 is the highest ultimate climax rating.

Eva Elfie is the hottest pornstar ... absolutely a cumrate of 5!

by pornstar221 September 10, 2021

cumflation

shooting a shit ton of jiz into your partner's fun hole and filling them up until they either look pregnant or can't hole anymore of your jiz. this act is almost impossible due to the fact that a man cant produce enough to fill up their partner that much :L

"i had too much fun with my wife last night, she suggested we try cumflation to make it more interesting"

by holden.mike.hawk December 3, 2021

Cumfetti

Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.

I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.

by Pienese! November 28, 2010

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

pussyfart cumface

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.

Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.

by Squeejek October 14, 2020