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Funny term to explain when one of your friends has their picture taken with a nice girl or when they are drunk. Can be used when the person looks like they have just ejaculated and looks stimulated.
Originates from a lads holiday this year.
Looking at pictures:

1. " Hey look at this picture of .........."
2. Yeah he's got a well bad cumface haha"

1: "Look at him dancing over there with that fit girl"
2. "Yeah he's got his cumface on"
cumface by Beans57 November 6, 2008
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when a hot steamy load is apllied to a bitches face and she loves it
jenna has a sticky load on herr face and is loving it
cumface by mikey May 13, 2005
A racial slur for white people especially pale ones. It's the c word
you fucking cumface
I HATE CUMFACE
Cumface by sussygoossy March 17, 2022
An angled picture taken to make you seem more attractive to gullable people by hiding your double chin or other facial faults, and excentuating your breasts (females) or shoulders and chest (men) to distract from your pot belly or unshapely physique, which inadvertently makes you appear like you are waiting to be ejaculated on in a porno style
"Take a look at the latest faceparty cumface" *pastes link*
cumface by Ben HD April 10, 2008
That girl you've seen who's hot as fuck, and you just wanna cum all over her and in her and love her and be her husband and have her kids
"Hey look at that Cumface over there! "
Cumface by Dudepie April 29, 2019
When you see that hot as fuck girl and you just wanna cum all in her and on her and have her babies she's a cum face
Cumface by Dudepie April 29, 2019
A white person; their skin is the same color as cum

Other terms : cokeface, methface
That cumface cops pulled him over
Cumface by Cokeface March 14, 2021