Cumbumper 

A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.

"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.

"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eleven year old son.

Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 15, 2008

Cumbumper 

A term for a woman who rides a dick long after the climax has been reached, when she is pounding a dick covered in cum.

"Fuckin' A that bitch rode me for 2 hours! She was a real cumbumper," said Lucius.

"Your mother is a cumbumper, I know because we bumped cum last night!" said Terrence to his eight year old son.

Cumbumper by Randy Peters December 24, 2008

cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

Cuntbumper 

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Cumdumptruck 

(n.) A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men, shuffling back and forth from streetcurb to dumpsite. A slut. A filthy, cum gurgling, diesel guzzling machine whose sole function is to be a high-capacity sperm recepticle and conduit of cast-away semen. Any slackjawed, bucktooth, googly-eyed, semen hungry fuck socket may qualify. Phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever be.

Did you see that nasty skank smoking newports topless in a mini-skirt and combat boots? Dag G! What a cumdumptruck!

On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.

Cumdumptruck by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011

cumcumber 

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

cumcumber by bumbaleena July 3, 2011

Cumcumber 

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

Cumcumber by Ibola February 18, 2021