cumbumber
cumbumber by Al Roberts September 22, 2008
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Larry, your favourite cucumber
Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
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Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
cumcumber
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!
cucumber satan
FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")
Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
cucumber satan by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017
as cool as a cucumber
as cool as a cucumber by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015
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