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cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

cumslurper 

bro ur girl is a cumslurper
cumslurper by cityboi15 November 21, 2009

Cumbrero 

When a girl has cum in her hair, she is said to be wearing a Cumbrero (pronounced like sombrero)
::While at a party:::

Hot Bobby Arrives from upstairs after leaving with a random hoochie-

"Yo, I nutted in some girls hair just now, it was soo grimey"
Nick Twitch- "You gave her a cumbrero!!?? Sick dude"
Hot Bobby- "We gotta get out of here guys"
Cumbrero by StreetBikeTakeover August 6, 2009

Camburger 

The disgusting hamburger meat at MEF International school. They are living organisms that eat chocolate and attack humans. They come from Mars. Also a nickname for friends that you like to mock.
A- Eww. What is in this meat?
B- Camburgers.

A- Why is this food edible?

A- The Camburgers are coming! Run!

A- Why is this mef hamburger meat so rubbery?
B- It's made out of you

A- Hey, Camburger!
B- Hey Moron.

A- WHere do Camburgers come from?

B- mars
Antonym: Edible Meat.
Camburger by Penny K. MEF March 4, 2011

Squished Cumburger 

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

Cumburger 

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!
Cumburger by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006