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Cumblocker 

When someone does something very unattractive that it stops you from reaching an orgasm.
That cameraman moved the camera away from the girl to tell her how to spread her legs while fingering herself. Fucking cumblocker!
Cumblocker by Soss August 15, 2014
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cuntblocker 

Similar to cockblocker, the cuntblocker is one who prevents a women from sex.
"Tina is such a cuntblocker, she interrupted me with a hottie last night."
cuntblocker by mecca chicca June 17, 2009

cumblock 

the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng.
beacuse of the fuckin cumblock the shower takes four fuckin hours to fuckin drain
cumblock by kyle m July 16, 2003
A cumlicker is an individual either male or female who performs long or short sessions of oral or lots of hot sexy bang bang fuck y fucky with their partner. When the male ejaculates or explodes like a rocket the woman or man if the male is gay will lick it and slurp it like a lollipop. On a females side the male or female with lick all the juicy pussy goodness up like the apple filling out of a piece of poonani pie.
That bitch slurped my knob then was a cumlicker when she sucked my dick.
cumlicker by MYdirtysecret November 6, 2006

cumlocked 

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.
Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

cumbacker 

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.
Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.
cumbacker by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005

cumlacker 

someone who releases a small amount of cum when ejaculating
Ugh, John was such a cumlacker last night.
cumlacker by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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