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A cumlicker is an individual either male or female who performs long or short sessions of oral or lots of hot sexy bang bang fuck y fucky with their partner. When the male ejaculates or explodes like a rocket the woman or man if the male is gay will lick it and slurp it like a lollipop. On a females side the male or female with lick all the juicy pussy goodness up like the apple filling out of a piece of poonani pie.
That bitch slurped my knob then was a cumlicker when she sucked my dick.
cumlicker by MYdirtysecret November 6, 2006
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flat clicker 

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad
Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!
flat clicker by his_mum August 8, 2019

cookie clicker 

1.) a seemingly simple online game where the player clicks a cookie repeatedly, and can use the cookies made form clicking to "buy" other methods of making more cookies

2.) the fifth circle of hell
"Have you played the cookie clicker game yet?"

"Yeah. I quit when satan starting possessing the background."
cookie clicker by don't touch me August 20, 2013

Cookie Clicker 

A game that consists of a cookie that must be clicked repeatedly to make more cookies. It gives you the illusion that you are making cookies, but you are really not. Tumblr seems to be obsessed with it (around August 2013)
Tumblr user 1: OMG have you played cookie clicker yet, it ruined my life!
Tumblr user 2: What no but I'll check it out
Tumblr user 2 after playing Cookie Clicker: OMFG I CAN'T STOP CLICKING THIS COOKIE
Cookie Clicker by Terrilyn Debbs August 20, 2013

Google Clicker

An unofficial job title to describe a person who does little more than surf the internet at work.
Since things have slowed down at the office, I've become a $30/hr google clicker.

clicker-by 

n. 1. A person who clicks by web pages, especially casually or by chance.
2. Web surfer of sorts.
1. The information in my blog will most certainly add a wrinkle to some fortuitous clicker-by's brain.
2. The enormous boobs on that hot chick abruptly caught the attention of the innocent clicker-by.
3. The hacker created a web page where a careless clicker-by may unknowingly download a virus.
clicker-by by The Shizphactory February 29, 2008

Clickerjack 

A meaningless insult that can be used to go off your head at someone while leaving them confused.

Guy 1: Fuck off you fucking clickerjack!
Guy 2: What the fucks a clickerjack?
Guy 1: YOU FUCKING CLICKERJACK!!!
Guy 2: What the fuck is a clickerjack...
Clickerjack by FlipStar April 20, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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