cumslonker 

when you be slonkin that cum, it can mean you are consuming it or selling it. like drugs

Guy 1: yo I'm trynna be a cumslonker
Guy 2: yo that's sus what you mean
Guy 1: I'm going to slonk on your cock until you shoot your slunk in my mouth

cumslonker by fuckmrolson March 26, 2025

cumslinger 

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

cumslinger by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

cumslinger 

A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.

Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.

cumslinger by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

Cumslinger 

a swordsman who can cum more than seven times in one session

cumslinger.......i shot my load nine times in one night,im a cumslinger

Cumslinger by Sirjohnny October 1, 2017

Cumslinger 

A promiscuous gay man or one who is caught in a masturbatory act of public lewdness

A. Did you see Bob at the office?
Yeah he was hitting on some dude
Wow, I would not want anything to do with that cumslinger with all the guys he's been with

B. An unnamed man was caught masturbating in a public theater. The police have taken the cumslinger into custody.

Cumslinger by James's Wood March 5, 2008

Cumblocker 

When someone does something very unattractive that it stops you from reaching an orgasm.

That cameraman moved the camera away from the girl to tell her how to spread her legs while fingering herself. Fucking cumblocker!

Cumblocker by Soss August 15, 2014

cumslinger 

micheal green is a cum slinger on other boy's

"oh micheal u cumslinger'd all over me last night"

cumslinger by grant30/01/92 January 11, 2009