Cumatosis 

Ready to go into a coma after a good nut

Cumatosis always puts me straight to sleep

Cumatosis by Carterislame July 4, 2023

Cumatorium 

A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.

Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.

Cumatorium by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

cumatose 

A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and be very quiet.

After he came for the third time that night while making out with his girlfriend, he lay there beside her in a cumatose state.

cumatose by Dangerman January 2, 2009

cumatose 

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum

He fucked me into a deep cumatose

cumatose by purduehockey July 25, 2011

Cumatose 

The state of mind a guy is in after he cums. The general feeling of not wanting anything to do with the outside world and wanting to do nothing more than lie still without being disturbed

Ex. I hate how I can never talk to my boyfriend after sex, he always just goes Cumatose

Ex. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend i can't stand it when she tries to talk to me afterwards when I'm cumatose

Cumatose by reymundo5 May 3, 2013

cuntosis

(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)

The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.

cuntosis by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007

Cramtosis 

The state of mind where you cram so much for an exam that you become completely delusional and your normal thought processes are overtaken by the crammage, leaving you to act, think and behave like a drunk and deluded zombie.

"Hey, you Derek. You've got a pad stuck to your jeans"

"Oh shit, are you serious? I was up cramming all night for our exam. How embarrassing. I've got cramtosis bad."

or

"Bro, WTF you're drooling!"

"Foreals? I cannot wait for this math exam to be over so I can get over my cramtosis."

or

An extreme example:

*Internal thought process:* "Green is such a inspirational colour. If I had a baby I wish it was green and then I would call it Wind. I wonder what baked wood tastes like? Shoes are so unnecessary. I'm only going to wear socks from now on. Men with moustaches really just have two sets of eyebrows. Glue is so useful, nutritious and super adhesive. Dragon's probably eat it too. They're probably also lactose intolerant. Wait... Shit. I'm in cramtosis. Must. keep. studying."

Cramtosis by EjeezyFosheezy November 6, 2011