cuntosis

(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)

The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.

cuntosis by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007

cuntsistency 

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.

Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.

cuntsistency by DaverJ January 8, 2013

cuntosityitudeness

The act of being a massive cunt.

That guy is so full of himself, his levels of cuntosityitudeness are through the roof.

cuntosityitudeness by The Almighty LeeLee November 19, 2016

cuntoisseur 

A carnivore, usually male, who enjoys devouring meat curtains

Michael is well-liked in cheer leading circles across the country for his prowess as a cuntoisseur.

cuntoisseur by Joel T. June 30, 2008

cuntsistent 

Consistently a cunt.

She's always a bitch. At least she's cuntsistent.

cuntsistent by Count Cuntchilla April 10, 2017

Cuntosity 

(noun) the state of being a cunt.

That broad is probably ragging it this week; I can feel the cuntosity in the air.

Cuntosity by aHugeFuckingDouche September 25, 2008

Cuntsistent 

Someone who is consistently a cunt.

Gotta give it to that selfish piece of work, he is cuntsistent.

Cuntsistent by PielVluis July 5, 2021