comatosisitiss Share definition Flag The disease of wanting to stalk and rape anyone with the name Haley. Man, I couldn't help but follow Haley home last night..I had a bad case of comatosisitiss. comatosisitiss by thebee1010 September 9, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the comatosisitiss mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch