Cramtosis 

The state of mind where you cram so much for an exam that you become completely delusional and your normal thought processes are overtaken by the crammage, leaving you to act, think and behave like a drunk and deluded zombie.

"Hey, you Derek. You've got a pad stuck to your jeans"

"Oh shit, are you serious? I was up cramming all night for our exam. How embarrassing. I've got cramtosis bad."

or

"Bro, WTF you're drooling!"

"Foreals? I cannot wait for this math exam to be over so I can get over my cramtosis."

or

An extreme example:

*Internal thought process:* "Green is such a inspirational colour. If I had a baby I wish it was green and then I would call it Wind. I wonder what baked wood tastes like? Shoes are so unnecessary. I'm only going to wear socks from now on. Men with moustaches really just have two sets of eyebrows. Glue is so useful, nutritious and super adhesive. Dragon's probably eat it too. They're probably also lactose intolerant. Wait... Shit. I'm in cramtosis. Must. keep. studying."

Cramtosis by EjeezyFosheezy November 6, 2011

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

cratmosstank 

Slang for Crap must stink

Oh Cratmosstank, I forgot my cell phone at home.

cratmosstank by Bartledoo2 October 30, 2013

cryptosis 

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins

Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.

cryptosis by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017

Cryptosis 

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.

"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"

Cryptosis by Alustrous January 12, 2012

Clamnosis 

The act of being hypnotized by the Clam Lady

The only way I can get any pussy is through clamnosis.

Clamnosis by Slippy March 6, 2004

comatosisitiss 

The disease of wanting to stalk and rape anyone with the name Haley.

Man, I couldn't help but follow Haley home last night..I had a bad case of comatosisitiss.

comatosisitiss by thebee1010 September 9, 2010