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Comatosi

n. pl.

1. multiple individuals in a state of coma.

2. the en masse group that consume television as God's truth.
1. some comatosi have no knowledge of the world since 9|11.

2. americans consign themselves to the population of the comatosi, preferring to accept without question rather than remembering how to live.
by 8p May 13, 2005
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De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.
De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.
by RoxJ September 29, 2008
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Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.
"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."
by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017
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Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin
by valoem December 9, 2004
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Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.
Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.
by Phoenix January 31, 2004
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Comatose

One of the most Kick-Ass songs by one of the most Amazing Christian Rock bands of all-time!
"DUDE!! Comatose is the most Wicked song by Skillet!!"

"Fuck Ya!!" GOD RULES!!"

"No I just like there sound."

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by piffman00 February 23, 2009
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Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".
Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!
by Dago February 5, 2004
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