The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of
Alabama blasting
people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your
mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.
your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia
his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of
Alabama (
Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
you: cum stain
stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this
time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last
night too
