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What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury
Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011
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1. Wondering should you ejaculate (cum) in this female you just met and what would this action bring as consequences and are you going to take the risk

2. Also, wondering did you ejaculate(cum) in this woman that you woke up next to, After completely blacking out last night.
Bobby: Dang, Jim there was a ugly woman in my bed... Right now i'm pretty cumfused.

Jim: I'm not. There should be no cumfusion i heard your orgasm from across the hall last night... 6 hours i can't forget.
Cumfusion by Its Billy BOB Joe August 7, 2014
A state of mind a pregnant woman is in when she doesn't know who the father of the child is.
"Well I slept with Darren but then Jamal the night after, and I don't know who the father is. I'm in a state of cumfusion."
Cumfusion by MB71 May 17, 2022

cumfussion 

when you cum and can't seem to get pulled out
They layed there after sex for a very long time in cumfussion.
cumfussion by twangdong February 1, 2019
Cumfusion is an Anatomical Phenomenon that Occurs when Non-Ejaculated Semen Oozes from a Once-Erect Penis & Cures into an Adhesive, thus Bonding or “Fusing” One’s Member to their Inner Thigh, Stomach or Any Other Body Part within a Cock Radius. Cumfusion often Occurs after One Blows a Load & Remains Stationary; in Most Cases the Future Cumfused is Napping, Sleeping it Off or Awaiting Sandwich Preparation or Completion by the Generous Creature that Aided in the Ejaculatory Process, either by: an Ole Fashioned (HJ), Oral Stimulation (BJ), Sex within Various Orifices, etc. Hot Showers Can Quickly Aid the De-Bonding Process & Allow One to Wash the Stanky Off their Hang-Down.
I Hit It, Passed Out, then Woke Up with Major Cumfusion, so I Awkwardly Hobbled to the Shower & Put that Bitch on High Heat...Problem Solved.
Cumfusion by Corp. Clegg May 29, 2021

comfusion 

lack of understanding; uncertainty caused by electronic means of communication: such as instant messaging, email, broken or delayed VOIP calls etc
"agghhh IM threads with more than three people always end in total comfusion"
comfusion by MemeDeveloper October 18, 2014
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