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Callado
Example 1
Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado
Example 2
Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.
Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado
Example 2
Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.
Callado by His name is George September 5, 2013
Related Words
Cullado • Callado • Callador • Cellador • Collado • Collador, collUador, colladoR • culeado • culeador • culiado • aaleyah collado
Aaron Collado
Is a halfer. Usually shy and quiet but once you get past the barrier, you'll find someone who's a complete different person. He's loud, weird, funny, sweet, caring and bubbly. He's someone who will say the corniest/sweetest jokes but will still be somewhat funny. He is also very talented. He sings VERY well... "I LALALALLALALA I DO." He dances well especially when it comes to dougie-ing. Not only that, but he also plays drums and violin. Aaron is very intelligent; usually a straight A student. He's also a great friend; he's good at listening to your problems, he doesn't judge you, he's a great supporter and will always be there for you. Although people talk about him, he is wanted by MANY women. BILLIONS (not literally) of girls want him because he is so cute but the problem is, he doesn't want any of them. If only he gave those girls a chance, they would be able to see how truly sweet and caring he is. But just a warning, Aaron's not funny ;)) jkjkjk
Aaron Collado by lololollol12342345678 November 17, 2012
culiado
Spanish. Literally: "fucked". But in Argentina is applied to a mean motherfucker guy. Slightly ironic. It could also be applied to someone who is very talented, mostly a soccer player, when he tries something awesome in the field.
-Qué culiado que es este tipo! (What a motherfucker!)
-Te dije que no le prestaras el auto. (I warned you about not lending him your car)
-Te dije que no le prestaras el auto. (I warned you about not lending him your car)
O Jogo Culpado
A Portuguese 14th century ritual used to apologies to a deceased person whom died from the participant themselve's own doings.
Unknown of origin, this ritual involves collecting 1 drop of blood each from 5 "pure souls" and spreading them on the participant's most valued physical object; and then writing "O Jogo Culpado"; which means "The blame game", 3 times on it.
Then you are able to write your apologie on the deceased person's most valued physical object.
All of this must be done under a full moon.
If you are forgiven, the guardian angel of the deceased person will visit you in a dream and give you either a blue or purple rose to signify you being forgiving.
If your apology is rejected, the angel will kill you in your sleep.
Unknown of origin, this ritual involves collecting 1 drop of blood each from 5 "pure souls" and spreading them on the participant's most valued physical object; and then writing "O Jogo Culpado"; which means "The blame game", 3 times on it.
Then you are able to write your apologie on the deceased person's most valued physical object.
All of this must be done under a full moon.
If you are forgiven, the guardian angel of the deceased person will visit you in a dream and give you either a blue or purple rose to signify you being forgiving.
If your apology is rejected, the angel will kill you in your sleep.
A doctor killed a man by giving him the incorrect drug. He has decided to try O Jogo Culpado to redeem himself.
O Jogo Culpado by Mark Thornton May 9, 2018
Callador
That Man is very callador.
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