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Omaha-Based Power Metal band.

Nothing special, really. Their guitar player Chris Petersen rips off many people. For example, he uses a Dragonforce vocal melody as a guitar melody on the song Forever Unbound (the intro to Forever Unbound is ripped from the Dragonforce song Valley of the Damned).
Chris also runs many effects through his amp to hide his sloppyness.

Their bassist is turned down really low to hide the fact that he can't play galloping triplet-based rhythms. That, and he also plays a 4-string bass and doesn't do any technical playing. I know bassists typically don't do anything technical, but he doesn't add licks or chops to any rhythms. Power Metal is about technical playing and the energy that comes with it, not dopey repetitiveness.

Their drummer has too many generic beats, thereby making the songs boring.

Their only redeeming factor is Bill Hudson, thereby making them somewhat decent. Notice how I lessened the effect of the word 'decent' by putting 'somewhat' in front of it.
I saw Cellador live a few times.... the first time I was impressed, because I hadn't ever listend to power metal. Now that I know my shit from my oatmeal, I can safely say that these guys are only acclaimed and known because they were in the right place at the right time.
Cellador by Disappointed Listener September 14, 2008
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Insanely strong, can destroy anything
That Man is very callador.
Callador by Kael'thas October 3, 2007

Collador, collUador, colladoR 

Collador, collUador, colladoR
Collador, collUador, colladoR
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026