The act of saying something completely irrelevant or rather, something idiotic during a serious conversation. To Collado the situation, or to pull a "Collado."
George: "Dude, I think I have cancer-"
Steven: "That's not what your mum said last night"
George: "Don't be a fuckin' Collado"
Steven: "That's not what your mum said last night"
George: "Don't be a fuckin' Collado"
by His name is George September 05, 2013

Is a halfer. Usually shy and quiet but once you get past the barrier, you'll find someone who's a complete different person. He's loud, weird, funny, sweet, caring and bubbly. He's someone who will say the corniest/sweetest jokes but will still be somewhat funny. He is also very talented. He sings VERY well... "I LALALALLALALA I DO." He dances well especially when it comes to dougie-ing. Not only that, but he also plays drums and violin. Aaron is very intelligent; usually a straight A student. He's also a great friend; he's good at listening to your problems, he doesn't judge you, he's a great supporter and will always be there for you. Although people talk about him, he is wanted by MANY women. BILLIONS (not literally) of girls want him because he is so cute but the problem is, he doesn't want any of them. If only he gave those girls a chance, they would be able to see how truly sweet and caring he is. But just a warning, Aaron's not funny ;)) jkjkjk
by lololollol12342345678 November 17, 2012

a hispanic boy.....hi June <3
by Nicholas Collado August 02, 2008

aaleyah collado is the sweetest person ever. she’s kind and shy but is very open when your her best friend. not to mention she’s beautiful and has the most beautiful red hair. but her natural brown hair is also gorgeous.
by minionluvr12344 May 01, 2022

That's me.I don't care.I'm cool.I guess every other Isabella or whatever your name is,you're cool too.Shoutout to Jaylene,Destiny,Alyssa,and Jule.
by Cool.yess.girl November 16, 2016
