Cucumberia 

A venereal disease contracted by masturbating with a cucumber.

Kyra totally got Cucumberia from masturbating with a Spanish Cucumber last night.

Cucumberia by GhettoBaby69 January 3, 2011

cucumbrance 

collective noun for a group of very cool people

The Jazz-fest crowd is always just a gawk of tourists – never the cucumbrance of coolsters you'd expect.

cucumbrance by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

Larry, your favourite cucumber 

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Greasy Cucumber 

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

Cucumber Thunder 

The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.

Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.

Cucumber Thunder by DNW... December 11, 2012

cucumber satan 

FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")

Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?

Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa

Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!

cucumber satan by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017

as cool as a cucumber 

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

as cool as a cucumber by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015