Cucumber

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

I want a cucumber mate

by Kekadek January 6, 2019

Cucumber

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

by Stoverman October 13, 2019

Cucumber

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

by Banana Joe The Second September 3, 2013

cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

cucumber

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."

by Squirrel Overlord October 8, 2004

cucumber

a vegetable, green and elongated.

May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.

by salad face March 14, 2007

cucumber

Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.

The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.

by Richard Black May 1, 2005