Cucumberitus
The 'cucumber' disease often occurs after eating a meal containing cucumbers i.e tuna and cucumber sandwich
After which your penis may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
This disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.
After which your penis may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
This disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.
Waiter:'Heres your tuna and cucumber sandwich you ordered sir',
Victim: 'oooh, ... ahhh,... ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????'
Waiter:' I dont kno sir have u eaten any cucumber?'
Victim: yesssss cock face
Waiter:' Oh yeh that cucumberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves'
Victim: 'Oh cool :S'
Victim: 'oooh, ... ahhh,... ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????'
Waiter:' I dont kno sir have u eaten any cucumber?'
Victim: yesssss cock face
Waiter:' Oh yeh that cucumberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves'
Victim: 'Oh cool :S'
Cucumberitus by fishingtackle76 August 7, 2009
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