cucumberman 

a man who shoved a red cucumber up his ass. he now patrols the city of titti caca in hopes to find his sidekick jerky off lad. his only power is the ability to steal cucumbers from farmers markets and shove them up anybody's ass.

Tom: oh shit cucumberman shoved a cucumber up my ass
Greg: at least captain pineapple didn't get you. i think i'm still bleeding

cucumberman by Duck in a Hole July 23, 2016

cucumbrance 

collective noun for a group of very cool people

The Jazz-fest crowd is always just a gawk of tourists – never the cucumbrance of coolsters you'd expect.

cucumbrance by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

cucumbering 

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

cucumbering by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

Cucumberbatch 

The state of Benedict Cumberbatch when he has become a (or a patch of) cucumber.

1: "Have you been on tumblr recently?"
2:"Yeah, it's been flooded with a load cucumberbatches..."

Cucumberbatch by Diba102 July 28, 2013

Cucumbering 

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

Cucumbering by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017

cucumbering 

to finger someone, to be fingered

1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.

cucumbering by laura =) May 16, 2006

Cucumberia 

A venereal disease contracted by masturbating with a cucumber.

Kyra totally got Cucumberia from masturbating with a Spanish Cucumber last night.

Cucumberia by GhettoBaby69 January 3, 2011