Cucumberpatch

Mispronounced name of British actor Benedict Cumberbatch

If you're thinking of the Cucumberpatch Sherlock, that is most definitely not set in 1885

by dildo777 April 1, 2025

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

Cucumberbatch

The state of Benedict Cumberbatch when he has become a (or a patch of) cucumber.

1: "Have you been on tumblr recently?"
2:"Yeah, it's been flooded with a load cucumberbatches..."

by Diba102 July 28, 2013

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

cuumberbatch

Something markiplier said when he was boneing

You wanna feel my cuumberbatch

by Bigfartboi July 10, 2021

Madeleine Cumberpatch

She is a crazy, wacky, weirdo. sings and likes to laugh,

Also why you searching for her she isn't special

madeleine cumberpatch is weird

by Steve and Susie the spiders October 14, 2020