Cuckhand

Word for your left hand as it watches you jerk it with your right

My right hand is so sore from last night, but not my cuckhand!

by Naked_Nathaniel July 29, 2025

cockhandled

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

by stance July 16, 2004

cockhands

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.

1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"

by storkman January 17, 2008

cucksandra

The term cucksandra is a name occasionally used to describe a female that often cucks others.

Have you met cucksandra? Alva's girlfriend. She fucked like six guys last night.

by MrBrilliant October 21, 2017

Chuckhandle

Manhandling another person by chucking or throwing them forcefully into another object or person.

My brother took the video game controller so I chuckhandled him into the wall.

Johnny Manziel was so pissed off he chuckhandled his girlfriend into the car window.

by mcamm September 16, 2016

Cockhands

Anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.

I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.

by srjg March 30, 2010

cockhand

An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.

"Shut up you cockhand!"

by Vincent Pirez May 18, 2006