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cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004
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chchandlerbing 

Stupid. Worthless. Ugly. Dumb. Pathetic. Selfish. Fat. Unloved.
Go and die now, chchandlerbing.

cockhandler 

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.
you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler
cockhandler by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010